intersolarblues:
godiseven:

popartinferno:

thefuckwouldisaywhatfor:

“Sometimes things go wrong, and life seems pointless.”
(Mark Booth, The Secret History of the World, ©2008 Overlook Press)

“When Cortes’s first shipment of booty arrived in Spain, it caused a sensation.”
ha
(A Perfect Red by Amy Butler Greenfield, a book about cochineal that I started reading months ago and will probably never finish because after 4 and a half years of college I am incapable of reading nonfiction for pleasure)

“Are they not perhaps -DECEPTIONS?” -That they PLEASE- him who has them, and him who enjoys their fruit, and also the mere spectator -that is still no argument in their FAVOUR but just calls for caution.
(Beyond Good and Evil, Nietzsche)

“‘Good night, Dad,’ he would tell him. (Saville- David Storey)
Oh. my. God. 

“The straw knight jousts better than that one.” (Clash of Kings -GRRM)

intersolarblues:

godiseven:

popartinferno:

thefuckwouldisaywhatfor:

“Sometimes things go wrong, and life seems pointless.”

(Mark Booth, The Secret History of the World, ©2008 Overlook Press)

“When Cortes’s first shipment of booty arrived in Spain, it caused a sensation.”

ha

(A Perfect Red by Amy Butler Greenfield, a book about cochineal that I started reading months ago and will probably never finish because after 4 and a half years of college I am incapable of reading nonfiction for pleasure)

“Are they not perhaps -DECEPTIONS?” -That they PLEASE- him who has them, and him who enjoys their fruit, and also the mere spectator -that is still no argument in their FAVOUR but just calls for caution.

(Beyond Good and Evil, Nietzsche)

“‘Good night, Dad,’ he would tell him. (Saville- David Storey)

Oh. my. God.

“The straw knight jousts better than that one.” (Clash of Kings -GRRM)

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  1. whatcouldthatmean reblogged this from mildlyamused and added:
    “For $10,000.00” from Boggs: A Comedy of Values
  2. strandedandstarryeyed reblogged this from mildlyamused and added:
    I kid you not, the Food Lover’s Companion. first line was the definition of beans. #my life
  3. mildlyamused reblogged this from fuzzyphiltrum and added:
    “Good enough.” From Atlantis God
  4. themaverickdisorder reblogged this from truthinadvertising and added:
    This time it was Mockingjay “So well intended, and yet so insulting.” ;_;
  5. truthinadvertising reblogged this from burnschapter and added:
    I have the Hobbit. “Others said “These parts are none to well known, and too near the mountains.” Well….that doesn’t...
  6. fuzzyphiltrum reblogged this from alliebloechl and added:
    “The rest of the dismembered body is left to the animals.” The Hour of Our Death
  7. alliebloechl reblogged this from burnschapter and added:
    “After that he remembered nothing” LOL NICE. Game of Thrones
  8. burnschapter reblogged this from cantspellitout and added:
    Inkheart. “They had unwrapped the book.” kinky.
  9. cantspellitout reblogged this from moriartyisourking and added:
    Wow. The book was Pope Joan. “No, no, no.” Figures…
  10. parawhore07 reblogged this from yongweitheposer and added:
    “He is eight years old.” JESUS CHRIST
  11. yongweitheposer reblogged this from avatarsnowy and added:
    “That might or might...be drug-related.”
  12. viikoz reblogged this from avatarsnowy and added:
    “don’t take it personal”
  13. gab3haz3 reblogged this from im-a-bad-kid and added:
    “Mistress”…disturbingly accurate >_>
  14. lemuralio reblogged this from partywithmyself and added:
    “I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.” Full of one-night stands, maybe?
  15. 0mnipotent-0ne reblogged this from im-a-bad-kid
  16. partywithmyself reblogged this from im-a-bad-kid and added:
    LOL Mine says: “There are no stories about them, but they are often seen on Greek vases.”
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  18. thisisbaileystumblr reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor and added:
    second sentence is also hilarious.
  19. almightyjeri reblogged this from phemiec and added:
    “A golden halo of radiance around the recipient’s body” WAT
  20. fromthemiddleoftheocean reblogged this from cudeinyourpants and added:
    The shift in shade is no doubt an attempt to stay abreast of the capricious fashion trends of the Capitol.
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    “Continuing the previous example, if three parts are selected at random, what is the probability that the first two are...
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    “People seem to like whistles.” Ok
  23. bluemoonbutterfly reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor and added:
    Seriously, it was a Math book...it says something about switching the bounds
  24. blackcannonball reblogged this from littlewaysaway and added:
    “It’s always Joan of Arc or Christopher Columbus or Billy the Kid.”
  25. xtremecatlady reblogged this from padfootwantsatummyrub and added:
    “So well intended,...yet so insulting,” Gal whispers in my ear. wow…..no comment
  26. animals-delight reblogged this from emmelinewei and added:
    This is from my math book: Tyrell is ordering cat food online. WELP
  27. emmelinewei reblogged this from avatarsnowy and added:
    if you don’t help, the matter will get worse i see.
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    “These fluctuations periodically spit out elementary particle pairs, which exist for time intervals so short that we...
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    “Suppose we agree to drop ‘Aristotle’ and use, say, ‘the teacher of Alexander,’ then it is a necessary truth that the...
  30. reefkichards reblogged this from thearchways and added:
    “Elizabeth (a little loftily): I have no—” LoLDSKFJHSDFKJ
  31. mast100 reblogged this from thearchways and added:
    ” in a group have a bigger, more attractive impact than three in a group” -gardening book
  32. thearchways reblogged this from pandamanic and added:
    “Halo weapons.” AHAHAHAHHAHAHSJDHFJBDHJFBHG
  33. dizylizy reblogged this from buying-lying-denying and added:
    “It just didn’t occur to me that we wouldn’t be able to get out at the other end.” ………thanks, Goblet of Fire. Thanks.
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    “Mommy loved God.” -The Color of Water, James McBride. …For those of you that know me well, this is incredibly fitting...
  36. malinhope reblogged this from xsleepysarax and added:
    MalinHope : ”Abselutely pointless, seing as your mother´s charm does that already” haha
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    Bud Brown, harried and officious, began yelling: “Hey! You haven’t paid for that! Hey, you! Come back here with those...
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    “I could see that the bolt of the lock had not been shot, but the door was fastened from the inside.” Dracula, page 45.